Im Kelsey. im 18. I am who I am take it or leave it

Similar to the idea of Where’s Waldo, a Tumblr page called Subtle Dildo is posting random, ordinary pictures with a special hidden object. Can you find the dildo?

did-you-kno:

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vivianvivisection:

jonesdavid813:

h0llo:

Putting on makeup is such a spiritual experience I watch myself go from a 3 to a 9 right in front of my mirror I love it

no, if you are putting on makeup, I don’t care who you are or what you look like, you go from about a 10 to 1

keep talking shit you gonna go from a basic ass 2 to a 6-feet-under

Almost. It’s a big word for me. I feel it everywhere. Almost home. Almost happy. Almost changed. Almost, but not quite. Not yet. Soon, maybe.

– Joan Bauer (via rauchwolken)

justanotherfangirlwt:

This tweet is life

justanotherfangirlwt:

This tweet is life

20aliens:

Le Baiser, 1892 & In Bed, c1892-95 (oil on cardboard)
by Toulouse-Lautrec

designcloud:

The Vintage Typography Kit (99% off for 3 days).

This is the biggest bundle about vintage style that I have seen. If you’re constantly looking for the beautiful homesick vintage styles, this time you can stop for a while and check all the huge amount of resources including in this bundle. You can combine different elements and create infinite amount of results. Even if you’re not so sure about a creative combination you can just choose a badge template and change the text for your data. This huge bundle include:

  • 190 editable vector templates
  • Over 560 vector elements from 46 different sets
  • 200 vintage vector illustrations
  • 12 gorgeous hand-drawn fonts with their original vector files
  • 100 frames and borders
  • 50 hand-drawn vector ornaments
  • 54 premium seamless patterns
  • 11 vector alphabet sets
  • 73 super high-resolution textures
  • 188 Photoshop and vector brushes
  • 6 incredible Photoshop Actions

It’s stuffed with $4,035 worth of super premium resources, but it can be yours for $49!

Grab it here; http://bit.ly/vintagekit

radically-rare:

message me if ur tall and a cutie

yuugimutouandatemu:

beautifulgodzilla:

beautifulgodzilla:

THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED




IT GOT BETTER

yuugimutouandatemu:

beautifulgodzilla:

beautifulgodzilla:

THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED

IT GOT BETTER

penandpage:

itssexualhour:

so my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying the other day and we did the whole “professor and bad student who needs to pass” thing, only he wanted to be the professor, so I had to be the horny and failing student. I’m the valedictorian of my senior class of 400 and I have a horrible phobia of flunking, so when he whispered “you’re failing my class, you naughty girl” in my ear, I started crying and we had to stop

yoyosufo:

the-jaeger-pilot:

Chunk takes his education very seriously

His name is Chunk omg

yoyosufo:

the-jaeger-pilot:

Chunk takes his education very seriously

His name is Chunk omg

natnovna:

when i’m singing along to 1d in my car & another driver catches me

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ultrafacts:

Source: 1 2 3 4 5 6 If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

ultrafacts:

Source: 1 2 3 4 5 6 If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

blkitalian:

soulbrotherv2:

All lost in a book.  Another image that will never make it into the mainstream media.

always reblog

blkitalian:

soulbrotherv2:

All lost in a book.  Another image that will never make it into the mainstream media.

always reblog

mypatronusisrorypond:

dualpaperbags:

paulmcfruity:

This Icelandic police force has the most adorable Instagram account 

Meet the Reykjavík Metropolitan Police, serving the capital of Iceland. By the looks of their incredible Instagram account, a normal day includes holding kittens, eating candy and wearing false mustaches.

There’s more where those came from | Follow micdotcom

For the record the Icelandic police are probably the best police force in the world, There has only been one instance where an officer shot and killed a civilian in the entire history of the country (which is nearly a hundred years) and everyone was completely devastated by it, the police especially — because, as made clear in their statements after the incident, they understand their function is to protect the people. Not to mention that their general police go unarmed except for special squads.

Let’s run through some more facts while we’re on the subject: Compared to 31,000+ shooting deaths in the US in 2009, Iceland had… 4, because they have very rigorous screening processes for gun permits. There is very little economic disparity between upper, middle and lower classes, and social welfare programs take care of their people. Drug use affects less than 1% of the population between 15 and 65 years old, and 90% of drug-related court cases are settled with a fine rather than jail time. Violent crime is virtually non-existent. [x]

Iceland is like if you took the entire idea of chill and personified it as an country, and this exemplifies that. 

And these people descended from the Vikings. If the spawn of Vikings can be peaceful and understanding, what’s our excuse?